I know what you all must be wondering, was there fury?  Oh yes, there was plenty of fury.  Unfortunately, that fury consisted of me pacing the room for the last 50 minutes of the show, screaming obscenities at the characters.  This hasn't happened in a while, and when it does happen, I quickly figure out that I'm watching an extremely shitty something.  Let's phrase it in a way that the writers of this anime might be able to understand... Fatal Fury sucks my pale white ass!

          This is a story about License Plate Head, Jonny Pajamas, Miss Floppy-Boobs and the other fifty characters they kind just threw in there for shits and giggles.  As the story unfolded, I found it to be not extremely bad, unfortunately, the movies overall sucktitude made up for any goodness that came from the story.  What we got here is a movie about a bunch of people running around, trying to stop a bad guy from collecting this magical armor that will make him a god.  The story was better than I make it sound.

          Now, after I got story out of the way, it's time for me to start complaining.  We got some super-powered bad guys right?  Okay, correct.  Tell me something about these bad guys though, why did the good guys get their asses kicked by these guys in the beginning only to easily defeat them in the end?  Come on!  The fucking bad guys were tearin' shit up!  Then, the good guys decide it's close enough to the end of the movie to take 'em out with a punch to the face and a kick to the tacos.  Here's an example, License Plate Head was just beginning to fight against the coolest bad guy, the final fight between these two.  So they run at each other and super power up their fist and punch each others hand, locking themselves into a struggle of supremacy.  Then, the bad guy just gives up, bam!  He says he wants the good guy to stop the really bad guy, what the fuck!

          That last bit also illustrates the fights, they sucked.  All they were was one guy completely beating the shit out of the other guy until he decided to stop.  It was also unrealistic how these good guys got their asses kicked by the little bad guys in the beginning but, in the end just one of them manages to take out a god with double light super power.  Okay, I'll stop now and list the rest of the stuff that pissed me off in the Bad section.

Genre - action/crap/fighting

Animation - Tell you what, I could've made better animation by rubbing my ass cheeks together and chanting "popsicles" over and over for three hours!  Actually, the animation wasn't that bad.

Sub vs. Dub - never seen the sub, but it has to be better

the Good - They had noogie action goin' on.

the Bad -

- let me put it this way, instead of Fatal Fury, it should have been called Floppy Knockers

- the women had huge fucking mutant eyeballs!

- crappy fights

- crappy animation

- the sorry excuse for comedy was just about as good as watching the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon

- the characters had the magical ability to instantly be wearing their costume

- the main bad guy sounds like a fag

- at one point, Miss-Floppy Boobs gets her clothes completely torn off and her costume kind of flies in from somewhere to wrap around her, even stranger than everyone else’s instant clothes ability

- no attempt whatsoever at explaining everyone’s' super powers, last time I watched Jackie Chan, I didn't see him shooting lightning bolts out of his ass

- that one bad guy who had trouble figuring out if he was gay or if he was just really concerned about being the prettiest

- crappy, crappy script

- random boobs whenever they could get away with it

- if you don't know the game, you won't know much of what's REALLY going on

- one fucking guy takes out the god at the end, bullshit

- everyone in the movie is bad

THERE WOULD BE MORE, BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO WATCH THIS STEAMING PILE OF FROG SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN TO FIND IT

Overall - Stop making anime off of video games!  And whoever buys this shit should get booted in the teeth!