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Time
to write a review on a movie that would be less fun to watch with your mother
than getting a turbo-charged kick to the "dexterity"! (explanation of "dexterity" available on request)
My goodness, I think it was Josh that told me this movie was kinda like Ninja
Scroll in that it had crazy sex and giant floppy boob type stuff (not
that the boobs are giant, I'm just in a goofy mood right now and saying stuff
like that makes me happy), but holy monkey shit on a platter
(since Josh doesn't want to stay on AIM long enough for me to ask him if it was
Wicked City or Demon City Shinjuko he said was good, we'll pretend it was Wicked
City)! Wicked City is pretty damn close to soft-core porn! I
mean, any chance they get, the people who made this decided to put in messed up
demon sex, in my opinion, and using a phrase from one of my Drill Sergeants,
that's wrong like two boys fuckin'.
Now,
in the time since I reviewed Ninja Scroll, I have come to understand why they
did have some of these gratuitous sex scenes (I happened to go into an anime chat room and there was actually someone
there more interested in talking about anime then pretending to be in DBZ, we
shared views on some crap and what he said made some sense, and then Cell
delivered a twister kick to Trunks while Goku gave Freeza a triple tapper, or
something like that). Unfortunately, I had decided not to change my
original reviews, aside from correcting spelling errors, so it doesn't look like
I'm a total jackass. Anyway, Wicked City has no point to the sex, it's
just it okay, let me put it this way, if you like to see the supporting
character in a movie raped by demons every ten or fifteen minutes, or wacky
vaginal spider-web-shooting penis eaters, this movie is for you!
Oh
my goodness, the only thing that saves this movie is that, aside from the
numerous scenes of nekked monster humping, it is actually a really good anime.
It's got good, albeit old, animation, really kick-ass fight scenes, and a
really good story. Oh yeah, the story, these two special agent type people
from different worlds have to protect a horny old man from getting killed so he
can sign a peace treaty between the two worlds. Lots of cool shit happens
in this movie, if I were you though, I wouldn't rent this unless you're a sick
fucker, want to see some cool shit, have nothing better to do, are looking for
some anime to rent with your friends or you're looking for something to review
for your website and Josh told you that the movie was good except for crazed sex
scenes that could be compared to two squirrels porking for three hours straight
before falling out of their tree and being impaled on a lawn dart, only to be
showed to little Jimmy's friends on the bus after he finds this little treasure
on the lawn, shining as it was like a giant eye patch. (shit
dude. I am in a goofy mood)
Okay,
since this review is starting to go down the crapper pretty quick, I'll end it.
Genre
- action/horror/nearly hentai
Animation
- Although the animation is old, it is
still really forking good, especially during the fight scenes.
Sub
vs. Dub - only
seen the dub
the
Good - good animation, really
cool fights, good story and it ended before my parents got home
the
Bad - what's that you say?
we have five minutes of talking?! that won't do! let's have what's
her face get raped again! yeah, that's a good idea
Overall
- dude, if it wasn't for the large
amounts of raunchy demon sex, this movie would, in my opinion, be a whole lot
better. as it is now... I dunno, I was on the verge of giving it two crazy
old men
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